June 3: Happy Birthday to one of the main characters on the series, wife of Bob (and also co-worker over at the restaurant), mother of Tina, Gene & Louise, sister of Gayle, and daughter of both Gloria & Al, the Bob’s Burgers character of Linda Belcher.
Got Tears of the Kingdom last night (after being out all day for 12 hours). Stayed up til almost 2am playing it. Super awesome.
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Anonymous asked:
I'm sorry this ask isn't SpongeBob related, but have you ever seen or heard of the anime Gegege no Kitaro? If not, there's a character in it named Vampire Elite who I'd think would be right up your alley and I just thought I'd share!
I know I like his design myself lol and I'd figure you might too~
Ohhhh! I thought you just suggested this because ✨vampires✨ but I checked the character and
He looks.. familiar…
Very.. Familiar.. Hmmm
There’s nothing I could find online to suggest Vampire Elite is a peter parody but I’ll consider him an honorary one just because
Anyways you are right! I do like his design (not just for obvious reasons but it does help) he’s just a little vampire <3 look at him with his nice suit and bowtie and murderous tendencies!
This is closest to my wish of Peter Lorre playing a vampire. Yeah his parodies are pretty affiliated to Renfield for some reason but I want one to be a true glamorous vampire! This scratches the brain itch so it’s close enough 👍 I’ll definitely check him out.
I think there should be nerdy gyms and I’m not even joking about that.
Gyms are always marketed around appearance and personal improvement and ~wellness~: lose wait, get hot, eat less! Blah blah blah. They’re soulless and tap into a form of motivation that only works for so long (and is more than a little psychologically damaging for many people)
What if instead, a gym was a place of play, with exercise focused on enjoyment, adventure, and entertainment. It could even be like a D&D campaign:
You’re not running on a treadmill to get hot or whatever - you’re running down a beaten woodsy path to get word to the king that invaders have landed on your shoreline.
The rowing machine isn’t a monotonous repetitive exercise to get muscles. It’s a serious endeavor where you row with your companions to steer your Greek trireme or Viking warship into battle.
You’re not lifting weights - those are packs you must carry in your adventure across remote, hostile countryside
This isn’t an exercise routine. It’s today’s adventure campaign, with several different activities required - scaling a mountain, fleeing a dragon, etc
…and so on.
Because exercise is healthy, but that doesn’t mean it has to be a boring adult obligation. Why force yourself to exercise the same way you force yourself to file your taxes, when you could instead engage in an hour or so of play?
This is a silly post, but I honestly just think serious adults with serious jobs should still have some time on the playground a few days a week.
If I could get on a rowing machine with a bunch of other people and sing sea shanties at the same time I can garan-fucking-tee I would be there every day
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